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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – After 16 terms, Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank is getting out of politics. He said his decision to leave, was so he could spend more time promoting same sex marriages through the Defense of Marriage Act. He added that his second reason for retiring, is because of an upcoming hearing regarding his failure to report his income, for using his high-pitched voice as spokesman for the helium industry.

Barney Frank

• 11/29/2011


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  1. THEBOB2000 11/29/2011 - 8:59 AM

    Hmmph! Probably resigning because of the money the he and Chris Dodd got from Freddie Mac. And Fannie Mae….SMDH!

  2. admin 11/29/2011 - 9:43 AM

    Are you alleging that politicians can be shady? Shocking!!! LMBO

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