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BREAKING NEWS – Lahore, Pakistan – Pakistan’s Defense Committee orders the U.S. to “vacate” Shamsi Air Base which was used to launch military drones. The committee also stated that the order is in response to a growing number of complaints that they have recently received from several wanted terrorists, that the Pakistani government is currently trying to hide.

• 11/29/2011


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