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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This year I did my entire Christmas shopping at the same location. I got all ten of my closest friends and relatives a gift card from the Dollar Store, and the whole shopping spree costed me ten bucks. I was thinking about getting five people a two dollar gift certificate, but I didn’t want the other five to feel snubbed. Either way, this holiday season more than likely I’ll probably get disowned.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 11/26/2011


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