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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it’s unmanly for a man to scream at a scary movie?

COMMENTARY: I told a lady friend of mine that I never saw the movie “The Exorcist”. She bet me $20.00 that if saw that movie I would scream. I laughed at her and took the bet. After I went to her a place and the movie was over, I didn’t scream once. Mainly because halfway through “The Exorcist”, I was so scared, that I fainted. I explained to her that technically I won the bet, but I still paid her $20.00 after she threatened to post on the internet, the picture she took of me while I was passed out with my hair standing on end.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 11/26/2011


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