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A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – How would you feel if on Judgment Day, someone was selling video tapes with all of the disgusting things you’ve done in your life?

COMMENTARY: If I could get at least 30% of the profits, I could probably deal with the embarrassment. Either way, I would avoid everyone that knows me, for at least a few thousand years.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 11/27/2011


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