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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – How many sleeping pills should be put in the eggnog of the usual idiot that ruins a New Year’s Eve party?

COMMENTARY: The amount depends on how long you want them to sleep, until the party’s over, or until Valentine’s Day…

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When the mythical character the Pied Piper played his flute, the mice followed him and left the town called Hamlin….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams of NBC Nightly News states that the accusations toward…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations has now confirmed that new North Korean leader…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Due to their recent cutbacks because of the economy, the North Pole Police…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dubuque, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul tells a crowd that he is much wiser than the three…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder states that he objects to South Carolina’s new voting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Belgorod, Russia – The Governor of Belgorod Yevgeny Savchenko smile was temporary as Prime Minister Vladimir Putin…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kunming, China – The government demolishes a building after discovering that it was used as a sweat…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hoffman Estates, Illinois – The chief executive of Sears Holdings Corp. Louis D’Ambrosio, announces that they will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people are demanding to see the recent individual I.Q. test…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Rodong Sinmun, the official state-run newspaper announces that Kim Jong-un is now being…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson files a $150 million civil lawsuit in federal court against President Obama….

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In a deposition Kobe Bryant made to his wife Vanessa’s attorney during the…

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