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BREAKING NEWS – Belgorod, Russia – The Governor of Belgorod Yevgeny Savchenko smile was temporary as Prime Minister Vladimir Putin stands in front of him holding a dental borer. Savchenko was said to be heard screaming from two miles away, as Putin showed him an effective way to extract information from arrested suspects, before they’re allowed to request legal representation.

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• 12/29/2011


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