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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden announces that the Taliban is not our enemy. He added that just because they regularly shoot at U.S. troops, and use roadside bombs specifically for American military vehicles, doesn’t mean that they dislike us. Biden continued by saying that the attacks by the Taliban are probably done out of boredom, because middle eastern countries does not allow cable television or the sale of the Sony Play Station 3.

Joe BidenSonyTaliban

• December 22, 2011


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