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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Former President Jimmy Carter angers a lot of people after giving his condolences to Korea regarding the death of oppressive dictator Kim Jong-il. Carter has been quoted as saying that if he could go back into time, he would annually send Russian leader Joseph Stalin a birthday card, and every time Adolph Hitler took over a country, he would’ve sent him a house warming gift.

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• December 23, 2011


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