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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Rodong Sinmun, the official state-run newspaper announces that Kim Jong-un is now being called the Supreme Commander. Threatening to sue over the use of that title, and alleging copyright violations is both Motown and Diana Ross.

Kim Jong Un

• 12/27/2011


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