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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The DNC chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, now admit that they are the ones behind…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – On December 24th, Pope Benedict XVI delivers a message, warning people about the ongoing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Westminster Kennel Club announces that they are presently creating a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was in a hotel lobby yesterday, listening to hundreds of professional chess players bragging about how good they were,…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it’s improper to post on youtube, something idiotic that a drunken co-worker did at a Christmas office party?

COMMENTARY: I think it’s inappropriate to post it during the holiday season. But as of January 2nd, it’s ok to…

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WHAT THE INSPIRATION WAS FOR 4 CHRISTMAS SONGS, AND THEIR ORIGINAL TITLES 1. One song was inspired and written on…

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 SANTA CLAUS HAS BEEN CLEARED FOR TAKE OFF

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Former President Jimmy Carter angers a lot of people after giving his condolences to…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Over thirty unemployed elves froze to death and even more were treated for frostbite…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chris Matthews the host of “Hardball”, is said to be really…

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CHRISTMAS EVE CAN BE MAGICAL

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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – During the church service at New Salem Missionary Baptist Church, a brawl broke out…

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THE SLEIGH RIDE HOME

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden announces that the Taliban is not our enemy. He added…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The American Psychiatric Association announces that their most recent experiment with a large group…

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                SANTA’S OFFICE

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – After the death of Kim Jong-il, Korean leaders are concerned if his son…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MTV announces that in the summer of 2012 they will be…

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