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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Gloria Allred states at a press conference, that she alone clearly is the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An unnamed source from MSNBC stated that they are now second…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Vanessa Bryant states at a press conference, that the last straw that compelled…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – GOP candidate and former Utah governor Jon Huntsman, states that he is…

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GLITTERING SNOW

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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – Four students from Riverhead HS were suspended for kneeling and praying in…

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A HOLIDAY SEASON SPLASH

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BREAKING NEWS – Anamosa, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul’s supporters are now privately stating that they have some serious concerns…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The cooling off period apparently is over between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last year, a neighbor of mine that’s a devout Muslim decided to shares his faith with me, in the hopes…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – In major cities throughout America, do you think the basics of how to form a gang should be taught in public schools as an accredited course?

COMMENTARY: Even though I concede that organized crime is wrong and illegal, it can still show our youngsters the fundamentals…

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For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – How often should a person bathe or shower?

COMMENTARY: I think personal hygiene is extremely overrated. I only bathe the first Saturday of every month. In my opinion,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I used to go to buffets regularly, however presently there seems to be some citywide ban against me. I thought…

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MOONLIGHT / STREETLIGHTS

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to the IRS, civil rights activist Al Sharpton presently owes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sioux City, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul apologizes for snoozing through the entire debate. He later stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Governor Rick Perry revises his statement regarding seeking the GOP nomination. He initially stated…

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RUDOLPH AND CLARICE

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Doctors from Massachusetts General Hospital and scientists from NASA, confirm that a Martian was…

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