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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – How many sleeping pills should be put in the eggnog of the usual idiot that ruins a New Year’s Eve party?

COMMENTARY: The amount depends on how long you want them to sleep, until the party’s over, or until Valentine’s Day (in a mild coma).

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• December 31, 2011


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