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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C.  – Ronald McDonald and Bozo announce that they will run for Congress in November. They…

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BREAKING NEWS – Caracas, Venezuela – Mary Jose Cristerna better known as “La Mujer Vampiro” (Female Vampire), is seen wearing…

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185 SKYDIVERS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The United States Postal Service announces that they are raising their rates on mail…

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BREAKING NEWS – Canne, France – President Obama is seen comforting German Chancellor Angela Merkel with a hug. He was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Aurora, Kentucky – A cargo ship called The Delta Mariner collided with a southwestern Kentucky bridge that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Mitt Romney is now questioning New Gingrich’s character because he was married three times,…

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A NEW BLANKET OF SNOW

Wacky Weekend Questions – What would you do if you happened to have a gun in your hand, while you saw a member of PETA being attacked by tiger?

COMMENTARY: I would calmly ask if the tiger was on the endangered species list plus several other questions, so I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Sometimes when I’m really stressed out, I fantasize about running away. During one of those periods, I found myself staring…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

“Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon; the little dog laughed to see…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What physical quality about the opposite sex really turns you off?

COMMENTARY: For me, it’s excessive armpit hair. However, I don’t mind it if she’s from the German Women’s Olympic Track…

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TWO WINTER NIGHTS

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ANTIETAM NATIONAL BATTLEFIELD IN SHARPSBURG, MARYLAND

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi finally admits that she was once romantically involved with Newt Gingrich….

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Two generals get a firm grip on new North Korean leader Kim Jong…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mesa, Arizona – Arizona’s governor Jan Brewer, is seen in a heated discussion with President Obama over…

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A NIGHT VIEW OF THE COSTA CONCORDIA

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – According to a staff member of Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, she has some very negative…

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