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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Department of Labor announces that some businesses have grown dramatically during the Obama Administration, and are now employing thousands of people. The three that continue to hire at an accelerated rate are, Dr. Scholl’s, because of the foot powder that is used by people that are constantly standing in soup lines, small businesses that manufacture picket signs, and construction companies that specialize in building homeless shelters.

Department of Labor

• January 11, 2012


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