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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Doctors state that CBS journalist Gayle King is doing ok, after being rushed to the hospital with a broken nose and several of her front teeth knocked out. She received her injuries when an irritated Michelle Obama hit her with a vicious left/right combination, because the First Lady didn’t appreciate King asking if she was an angry black woman.

Gayle King

• January 16, 2012


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