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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi finally admits that she was once romantically involved with Newt Gingrich. She started to get teary-eyed when she added that Newt began losing interest in her, after she could no longer feel him kiss her on the cheek each day, due to her excessive Botox injections.

Nancy PelosiNewt Gingrich

• January 27, 2012


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