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BREAKING NEWS – Aurora, Kentucky – A cargo ship called The Delta Mariner collided with a southwestern Kentucky bridge that partially collapsed. The unnamed captain stated that he intended to pull up next to the bridge to temporarily dock. He then acknowledged that with the ship, as well as his own car, he always had problems trying to parallel park. The U.S. Coast Guard have now stated, that they plan on challenging the testings standards of the Kentucky DMV.

• January 30, 2012


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