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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Two generals get a firm grip on new North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, trying to restrain him. They grabbed him when he began salivating, and was about to run after an ice cream truck that happened to be passing by.

Kim Jong Un

• January 27, 2012


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