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Life through Blake’s eyes…

“Hey diddle diddle,
the cat and the fiddle,
the cow jumped over the moon;
the little dog laughed to see such sport,”
but his laughter turned to envy after the cow was offered a multi-million dollar contract to endorse Nike gym shoes because of its jumping ability.

(Nike, now you’re using farm animals and Mother Goose Rhymes to promote your product? Really)?

Life through Blake's eyes

• January 28, 2012


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  1. blessedone January 28, 2012 - 5:41 AM

    too funny, you done did it again blake, bringin the laugh out loud to my world

    • admin January 28, 2012 - 6:01 AM

      That sounded like a polite way to say that I’m insane. Yeah, the truth hurts.

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