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COMMENTARY: For the counties and state that can’t afford to buy them, a Wal-Mart plastic bag and some breath mints…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Apparently there’s a bright spot in the life of Captain Francesco Schettino, since his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, New York – Eastman Kodak announces that they will be filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection….

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BREAKING NEWS – Myrtle Beach, South Carolina – Rick Perry decides to drop out of the 2012 presidential race. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Myrtle Beach, South Carolina – Jon Huntsman officially ends his bid for the Republican presidential nomination, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tuscan Islands of Giglio, Italy – There is now international outrage at Captain Francesco Schettino for abandoning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan is accusing Wikipedia of racism, stating that their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder tells the NAACP, that white people are trying take…

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BREAKING NEWS – Henley on Klip, South Africa – Oprah Winfrey is seen expressing her gratitude to the students at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Ron Paul’s supporters wants the United States to change the procedures regarding the “Oath…

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BREAKING NEWS – Veracruz, Mexico – Over 800 cops leave a police station after the entire police force was disbanded…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Adoption agencies nationwide are outraged at Wal-Mart’s plan to start selling babies over the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hilton Head, South Carolina – A hungry Rick Perry patiently stands in a restaurant, waiting for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – Congressman Ron Paul states that he does not understand why some blacks became…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Wall Street announces that the manufacturer of Cup Cakes and Twinkies will be filing…

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