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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – Considering the pathetic choices we’ll have when we vote in November, do you think voting booths should have barf bags?

COMMENTARY: For the counties and state that can’t afford to buy them, a Wal-Mart plastic bag and some breath mints will be ok. Just the thought of going into that booth this election makes me nauseous.

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• January 21, 2012


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