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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – If you end up going to heaven, what question would you ask God first?

COMMENTARY: I would ask him why He created flies. It seems to me that their only purpose is to feed frogs, and to hover around people to warn them when that they should take their personal hygiene more seriously.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• January 15, 2012


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