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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – What physical quality about the opposite sex really turns you off?

COMMENTARY: For me, it’s excessive armpit hair. However, I don’t mind it if she’s from the German Women’s Olympic Track & Field Team. I think that’s considered to be sexy in that part of Europe.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• January 28, 2012


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