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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Wilmington, Delaware – Ron Paul’s supporters are now accusing former Delaware Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell, of sabotaging…

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“LADY MIDNIGHT” 22  inches high  From the “All That Jazz” collection by Willitts Designs  

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Business tycoon Donald Trump, is photographed outside his New York City…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Mitt Romney was blunt and to the point when he spoke to thousands of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many members of the ACLU now feel that the organization has taken political correctness…

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 “COOL CAT” 21  inches high From the “All That Jazz” collection by Willitts Designs

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BREAKING NEWS – Bemidj, Minnesota – GOP candidate Rick Santorum states that he has no problem with young children making…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – Angry protestors in Afghanistan hurl rocks after recent cutbacks… by Allah. Due to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – During live tv, a meeting between Afghan President Hamid Karzai, and Pakistan’s Prime Minister…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gilbert, Arizona – Many parents and school officials felt that Newt Gingrich’s wife, Callista, crossed a line…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Maine – Reverend Shirley Brown, Reverend Tim Higgins, and Reverend Peter Brown, continue their controversial method…

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“SMOKIN’” 15  inches high From the “All That Jazz” collection by Willitts Designs

Wacky Weekend Questions – Is a hippopotamus really the title of a really “cool” opotamus?

COMMENTARY: To my knowledge, this question has never been addressed on the Animal Planet.

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin, who is a boxing fan, asked me what were the best fights I’d ever seen. For me this…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just came seem to find love. I recently got dumped by a lady that worked at the Lego Factory….

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What adjustments are you making in your daily life, because of these skyrocketing gas prices?

COMMENTARY: I am making sure my tires are inflated properly, avoiding rush hour traffic, and to continue to siphon gas…

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“BLOWN AWAY” 21 1/2  inches high From the “All That Jazz” collection by Willitts Designs

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While speaking before a large audience comprised of small business owners that make dinnerware,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Governor Terry Branstad walks past chanting protestors that are angry at the new…

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