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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – Billionaire Donald Trump, states that he is sick and tired of people accusing him of having a big ego, but he stands by his statement he made regarding the creation of the world. Because only 10% of the earth was composed of dry land when it was made in Genesis 1:1, Donald stated if he were around at that time, he would have counseled God on the “correct” way to create this planet, in relation to lucrative real estate opportunities.

Donald Trump

• February 23, 2012


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