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BREAKING NEWS – Gilbert, Arizona – Many parents and school officials felt that Newt Gingrich’s wife, Callista, crossed a line at Chaparral Elementary School. While showing the students a book about a well balanced diet, she also brought someone as a visual aid, to remind the students what they’ll look like if they continue to go back for second and third helpings in the school cafeteria.

Newt Gingrich

• 02/27/2012


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