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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Maine – Reverend Shirley Brown, Reverend Tim Higgins, and Reverend Peter Brown, continue their controversial method of getting people to quit smoking. They would allow the individual to take one last puff, before putting the cigarette out on their foreheads. The smokers were motivated to endure the excruciating pain, by constantly reminding them that it is a lot hotter in hell.

• 02/27/2012


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