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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – Angry protestors in Afghanistan hurl rocks after recent cutbacks… by Allah. Due to the sluggish economy worldwide, terrorists that die as martyrs, will now only receive 36 virgins instead of the traditional 72. Many Muslims also believe the number was reduced because the virgins recently formed a union, and are now being represented by the Teamsters.

• 02/28/2012


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