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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many members of the ACLU now feel that the organization has taken political correctness way too far. Citing that they want to be all inclusive and are rejecting even any indirect form of discrimination, the ACLU are now labeling as bigots, people that are lactose intolerant.

ACLU

• 02/28/2012


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