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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Mitt Romney was blunt and to the point when he spoke to thousands of United Auto Workers, which ultimately gave him a victory in Michigan. He told them in a fiery speech, that if they did not support him, he would buy both Ford and Chrysler within 60 days and then shut them down. To further drive the point home, he told them that the closure of both plants would not affect him or his family because they all drive a Mercedes. The large audience of auto workers then cheered and trembled at the same time.

Mitt Romney

• 02/29/2012


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