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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg and the New York Historical Society have issued a press release stating that the Statue of Liberty is two months pregnant. Citing the future loss of income as a tourist attraction due to the projected maternity leave, and that the father should pay for the shortfall, Bloomberg is now demanding DNA from Godzilla and King Kong.

Michael Bloomberg

• February 6, 2012


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