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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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“ROADHOUSE BOOGIE” 20  inches high From the “All That Jazz” collection by Willitts Designs  

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA has now confirmed the validity of a document recently smuggled out of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – Billionaire Donald Trump, states that he is sick and tired of people…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U. S. Attorney General Eric Holder is seen telling NAACP President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – The district attorney stated that he was very disappointed that he could…

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“UPTOWN SOUL” 16 3/4  inches high From the “All That Jazz” collection by Willitts Designs

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden sends a registered letter to the Guinness Book of World…

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“SAX APPEAL” 15  inches high From the “All That Jazz” collection by Willitts Designs

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BREAKING NEWS – Aigle, Switzerland – Cyclist Robert Marchand of France celebrates after setting a world record for cycling non-stop…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Blacks from inner cities all over America are currently outraged at Pope Benedict XVI….

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – Afghanistan’s President Hamid Karzai, Pakistan’s President Asif Ali Zardari and Iranian counterpart Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Because of his dramatic drop in the polls and donations drying up, Newt Gingrich…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – While fighting back tears, Los Angeles Laker star Kobe Bryant states at a…

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“STICKS” 15 1/2  inches high From the “All That Jazz” collection by Willitts Designs

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“REGGAE VIBE” 23 inches high From the “All That Jazz” collection by Willitts Designs

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – During the pre-Grammy party, legendary singer Tony Bennett raised a few eyebrows after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Archbishop Timothy Dolan states that he plans on challenging in court, President Obama’s intention…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Two of Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ campaign managers have arrived in Sacramento to begin her…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My mother asked me what would I do if I ever won millions of dollars in the lottery. I told…

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Do you know a book that you are willing to put under your head for a pillow when you lie…

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