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BREAKING NEWS – Falls Church, Virginia – Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who was nicknamed “Darth Vader” while in office, is presently recovering from a heart transplant. According to doctors at Inova Fairfax Hospital, a heart was sent to them from Cheney’s birthplace, but it took a considerable amount of time for it to arrive because his hometown is in a galaxy far far away.

Dick Cheney

• 03/27/2012


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