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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House Press Secretary Jay Carney tells reporters that under no conditions will President Obama ever speak out against the New Black Panthers. Carney added that Obama feels that the New Black Panthers primary objective is to protect him, and considers them an extension of the Secret Service.

Black PanthersJay CarneyPresident ObamaSecret Service

• 03/27/2012


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