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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Tiger Woods wins the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill after a 30 month drought. Woods told reporters that he attributes his victory to his new regimented morning breakfast, which consists of four strips of bacon, three eggs, and two gold digging blondes.

Tiger Woods

• 03/29/2012


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