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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook will soon be enforcing a new policy that makes it more difficult to “unfriend” or block someone. Effective October 1st, if you accept someone as a friend, and you later want to unfriend or block them, you have to give them a 30 day written notice. If after that, they still want to remain friends, FB will schedule a hearing over the matter. The ACLU is backing FB, stating that the new policy reflects sensitivity and compassion to “decent respectable stalkers”.

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• 03/30/2012


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