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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On his radio show, Al Sharpton demands that all candy manufacturers rename the popular Easter gift for kids, “chocolate bunnies”. He explained that the current title is demeaning toward blacks, and all of the CEOs from the candy companies that sell chocolate bunnies, are racists. A spokesman for the companies maintain that civil rights advocate couldn’t be more wrong. And they refuse to embrace Sharpton’s suggested new title, “sweet tasting cocoa based rodents”, citing that it was too long and would probably confuse the average consumer.

Al Sharpton

• 04/06/2012


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