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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California  – In an unprecedented move to reduce the ongoing frequent hostility between members, Facebook will be implementing a new policy. Effective June 1st, they will begin randomly making private chats public, without the writer’s knowledge or consent. FB administration, states that the new policy is designed to deter people from using explicit and graphic language in describing their “friends” in chats, while pretending to respect them in public postings. They concluded that not only will this new rule promote peace and harmony for the social networking giant, but it will also be providing for its’ members, an endless stream of free entertainment.

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• 04/27/2012


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