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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – After a long meeting in Texas, GOP nominee Mitt Romney finally persuades Governor Rick Perry to campaign for him. They requested and received assistance by a third grader, that made a list of words and phrases that are frequently used by blacks, so both men can give the illusion that they are reasonably “hip”.

Mitt RomneyRick Perry

• 04/27/2012


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