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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While standing in front the Lincoln Memorial, President Obama addresses the subject of him eating dogs when he was a child living in Indonesia. He stated that we should all respect the diversity in diets from all over the world. Obama then explained, during this troubled economy in America, that with a salad, the small dog he was carrying could easily feed a family of four.

President Obama

• 04/20/2012


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