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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In rare unity at Congress, democrats and republicans sign a petition that would ban Congresswoman Frederica Wilson of Florida, from wearing her eye-catching hats in the building. In the opinion of both parties, they felt that the they looked “clownish”. Wilson stated during a press conference, that she objects to their characterization and so does her hat designer, who also creates clothes for Ringling Brothers Circus.

Frederica Wilson

• 04/25/2012


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