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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had the strangest experience ever in my life, one evening a few months when I was in a Gulf Station. A man walked in the store wearing a ski mask, and pointed a gun at a terrified cashier. He told the cashier that he’d didn’t want any money, but he would shoot him, unless he could guarantee that the price of the gas wouldn’t go up again, in between the time he left the store and went to the pump. (The oil companies has now reduced decent Americans, to potential thugs).

Life through Blake's eyes

• 04/29/2012


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