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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Newt Gingrich’s campaign is now over $5 million in debt. The former Speaker of…

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                            A SMOOTH FLIGHT

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The L.A. Police are now getting involved with the on court incident, in…

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               THE WHISPERING CLOUDS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Regional Commissioner of the GSA (General Services Administration) Jeff Neely, finally comments on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is now seeking a court order to get President Obama’s dog “Bo”, immediately…

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THE GLOWING FLOWERS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After hearing that President Obama used to eat dogs, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – For the first time in nine years, Oprah Winfrey did not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Former “Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson, is in trouble regarding her taxes. According to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I got arrested again yesterday, and this time it was by the FBI. A local cleaners contacted them after…

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And a woman was there who had been subject to bleeding for twelve years. She had suffered a great deal…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Have you ever came up with an idea for an invention, that you later thought was ridiculous?

COMMENTARY: Mine was, dehydrated water. It was simple, just add water and there you are. I don’t use drugs or…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – If you could turn invisible for 24 hours, who would you like to backhand?

COMMENTARY: For me it would be a toss up between going to Congress, or my family reunion. Either way, by…

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                               Big dreams create the magic…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A woman that I recently broke up with, emails and calls me several times a day, just to remind me…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While standing in front the Lincoln Memorial, President Obama addresses the subject of him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stamford, Connecticut – A nervous and scared little girl gets very emotional, as she’s being comforted by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department states that it is well prepared for the second trial of…

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ANTICIPATING RAIN

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