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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Rumors continue to circulate regarding the senility of former President Jimmy Carter. Questions about his mental state arose from a book signing, when Carter had to ask a fan to help him spell his own name. A spokesman for the former president stated that this is not newsworthy, because he had the exact same issues when he was in the White House.

Jimmy Carter

• May 1, 2012


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