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BREAKING NEWS – Greensboro, North Carolina – In his closing arguments, John Edwards attorney Abbe Lowell, emphatically states that his client is too pretty to go to prison. Long time inmates in North Carolina prisons that have been following the case, disagree with that assessment, and have stated that he is exactly what they are looking for.

John Edwards

• 05/21/2012


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