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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A second grade teacher is seen conducting class during Career Day. She pops a balloon, telling her students that it will be similar to the last sound they hear in their life, after the majority of them stated that they wanted to grow up and become suicide bombers.

• May 30, 2012


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