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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – Texas Governor Rick Perry is seen showing his admiration for the U.S. military. He then apologized for not knowing that there are only four branches of the armed forces, while assuming that the fifth was the Cavalry.

Rick Perry

• May 30, 2012


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