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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Former cast members of the 1970’s sitcom, “Welcome Back Kotter”, are now backing allegations…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – You could hear a pin drop in a church after President Obama answered a…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you feel that three colors in a stoplight are enough?

COMMENTARY: No. Here’s a few more: Blue – Stop texting you idiot!!! Orange – Women put on some make up,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A desire I’ve had ever since I was a little boy was to go to Nova Scotia. So in my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I don’t drink and I rarely go to bars, but I went last week with a friend of mine. Something…

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ELVIS PRESLEY by Ben Heine

Wacky Weekend Questions – What would be the top speed you would go, if you could toss an ex out of a speeding car?

COMMENTARY: For me, it would be the maximum speed of a top fuel dragster (with a tail wind).

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Mitt Romney finally admits that in prep school, he got angry and held a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Hasbro Toys announces they will be selling a scale model of Osama Bin…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA announces that they disrupted a plan by some Middle Eastern terrorists to…

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LADY GAGA by Ben Heine

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BOB MARLEY by Ben Heine

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg listens closely to Kermit the Frog’s public confession…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Parker Brothers, who manufactures “Monopoly” and “Scrabble”, are defending their controversial decision regarding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Legal experts nationwide are stating that they are baffled over the most recent comment…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At the conclusion of an investigation by the ATF, several top executives of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the Pentagon, over the last decade the number of Catholic chaplains in…

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EMINEM by Ben Heine

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama responds to black pastors nationwide, that are outraged the he supports same…

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