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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mitt Romney continues to get very little nationwide support on his recent suggestion on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Even though OWN is on the verge of bankruptcy losing over $100 million in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bangalore, India – An Indian concert featuring 1100 artists, participate in their annual recital called “Shasra Veena…

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                FEELING LOST AT DUSK

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – GOP nominee Mitt Romney is pictured carrying three pizzas to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Pakistan – The Taliban launch several suicide bomb attacks, protesting President Obama’s recent surprise visit to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Snoop Dogg’s agent states that he very is concerned over the rapper losing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Troy, New York – ACLU President Sandra Herman, comes under fire after speaking at the Sanctuary for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At the Voters Values Summit, Mitt Romney tells a crowd that he is not…

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                THE CHARLES RIVER IN BOSTON

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BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Syria – Two Arab men with magic markers are seen making squiggly lines on poster board,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Rumors continue to circulate regarding the senility of former President Jimmy Carter. Questions about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – NBC’s “Who Do You Think You Are?”, has decided not to air their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Devout Muslim Louis Farrakhan, is now demanding that Congress investigates the National Hockey League,…

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